Well, outside my window, there's a whole lotta trouble comin' The cartoon killers and the rag cover clones Stack heels kickin' rhythm of social circumcision Can't close the closet on a shoebox full of bones Come on now Kangaroo lady with her bourbon in a pouch Can't afford the rental on a bamboo couch Collecting back her favors 'cause her well is running dry I know her act is terminal, but she ain't gonna die, no Slim intoxicado drinkin' dime store hooch Is always in a circle with his part-time pooch Little creepy's playing dollies in the New York rain Thinkin' Bowie's just a knife Whoa, the pain I ain't seen the sun since I don't know when The freaks come out at nine And it's 20 to ten What's this funk That you call junk? To me, it's just monkey business Get back! Blind man in a box and he'll probably die The village kids laugh as they walk by A psycho is on the edge of a human garbage dump And the vultures in the sewers are telling Him to jump Into the fire, from the frying pan Tripping on his tongue For a cool place to stand Where's this shade That you've got it made? To me, it's just monkey business (Monkey business) slippin' on the track (Monkey business) jungle in black (Ain't your business) if I got no monkey on my back (Monkey business) slippin' on the track (Monkey business) jungle in black (Ain't your business) if I got no monkey on my back The Vaseline gypsies and silicone souls Dressed to the society The hypocrite heartbeat and cheap alibis Can't get you by that monkey Ah-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-mo-monkey, monkey! (Monkey business) slippin' on the track (Monkey business) jungle in black (Ain't your business) if I got no monkey on my back (Monkey business) slippin' on the track (Monkey business) jungle in black (Ain't your business) if I got no monkey on my back (Monkey business) you can't tell me (Monkey business) I got no business (Ain't your business) no monkey on my back Yeah-yeah! Cool! Monkey business, ness, business Don't give me no business, no, ay!