Yo, man Yo Open up, man Yo, what you want, man? My girl just caught me You made her catch you? I don't know how I let this happen With who? The girl next door, ya know? Man I don't know what to do Say it wasn't you Alright Honey came in and she caught me red-handed creepin' with the girl next door Picture this, we were both butt-naked bangin' on the bathroom floor How could I forget that I had given her an extra key? All this time she was standin' there she never took her eyes off me How ya fi give the woman access to your villa? Trespasser and a witness, all the hacklin' a yuh pillow You better watch your back before she turn into a killa Best review the situation that you caught up inna To be a true player, you haffi know how fi play If she say, "A night," convince her, say, "A day" Never admit to a word weh she say And if she claim a yuh, tell her, "Baby, no way!" But she caught me on the counter (it wasn't me) Saw me bangin' on the sofa (it wasn't me) I even had her in the shower (it wasn't me) She even caught me on camera (it wasn't me) She saw the marks on my shoulder (it wasn't me) Heard the words that I told her (it wasn't me) Heard the screams gettin' louder (it wasn't me) She stayed until it was over Honey came in and she caught me red-handed creepin' with the girl next door Picture this, we were both butt-naked bangin' on the bathroom floor I had tried to keep her from what she was about to see Why should she believe me when I told her it wasn't me? Mek she know say that she really no have right fi vex A never you she see yah make the gigolo flex A smaddy else weh favor you inna di complex Seein' is believin', so you better change your specs You know she a go bring a whole heap a things up from the past All the likkle evidence, you betta know fi mask Quick 'pon yuh answer, know how fi talk But if she pack a gun, you know you betta run fast But she caught me on the counter (it wasn't me) Saw me bangin' on the sofa (it wasn't me) I even had her in the shower (it wasn't me) She even caught me on camera (uh, it wasn't me) She saw the marks on my shoulder (it wasn't me) Heard the words that I told her (it wasn't me) Heard the screams gettin' louder (it wasn't me) She stayed until it was over Honey came in and she caught me red-handed creepin' with the girl next door Picture this, we were both butt-naked bangin' on the bathroom floor How could I forget that I had given her an extra key? All this time she was standin' there she never took her eyes off me Gonna tell her that I'm sorry for the pain that I've caused I've been listenin' to your reasonin', it makes no sense at all Need to tell her that I'm sorry for the pain that I've caused You may think that you're a player, but you're completely lost That's why I sing Honey came in and she caught me red-handed creepin' with the girl next door Picture this, we were both butt-naked bangin' on the bathroom floor How could I forget that I had given her an extra key? All this time she was standin' there she never took her eyes off me