A friend in need's a friend indeed A friend with weed is better A friend with breasts and all the rest A friend who's dressed in leather A friend in need's a friend indeed A friend who'll tease is better Our thoughts compress which makes us blessed And makes for stormy weather A friend in need's a friend indeed My Japanese is better And when she's pressed, she will undress And then she's boxing clever A friend in need's a friend indeed A friend who bleeds is better My friend confessed she passed the test And we will never sever Day's dawning, skins crawling Day's dawning, skins crawling Day's dawning, skins crawling Day's dawning, skins crawling Pure morning, pure morning Pure morning, pure morning A friend in need's a friend indeed A friend who'll tease is better Our thoughts compress, which makes us blessed And makes for stormy weather A friend in need's a friend indeed A friend who bleeds is better My friend confessed she passed the test And we will never sever Day's dawning, skins crawling Day's dawning, skins crawling Day's dawning, skins crawling Day's dawning, skins crawling Pure morning, pure morning Pure morning, pure morning Pure morning, pure morning Pure morning, pure morning A friend in need's a friend indeed My Japanese is better And when she's pressed, she will undress And then she's boxing clever A friend in need's a friend indeed A friend with weed is better A friend with breasts and all the rest A friend who's dressed in leather