Tek Set Shaggy

Aw, this is original dogamuffin Shagsman
Ugly gal a tek set
Ay pretty gal, I man play hard fi get
When I rub up on keen tear to them
Watch this

Well, me no know weh am ya gon' do
Fi get rid of mi burthen
Ugly gal you now go away
Becau me naw look unno

Well, me no know weh am ya gon' do
Fi get rid of mi burthen
Ugly gal you now go away
Becau me naw look unno

Well, ugly gal a tek set, pretty gal play hard fi get
Well, no man no have no time fi run no witness suit no peg
Ugly gal a tek set, pretty gal play hard fi get
Well, no man no have no time fi run no witness suit no peg, watch it

Woman now a days, no give no man respect
Or call man dog and take man fi puppet
Move Dorothy do not get me upset
Make me love mi pants foot 'cause nice me start make

Me no know why do me so make ugly gal a tek set
'Cau me notice from where the pure ugly gal may a get
How she look upon mi face and see mi look desperate
Tyra sign deh pon mi mark, Mounty tek set

Ugly gal a tek set, pretty gal play hard fi get
Well, no man no have no time fi run no witness suit no peg

'Cau me no know weh am ya gon' do
Fi get rid of mi burthen
Ugly gal you now go away
Becau me naw look unno

Well, me no know weh am ya gon' do
Fi get rid of mi burthen
Ugly gal you now go away
Becau me naw look unno, watch it

Get a pretty gal a the hardest thing
Them the gal know what is with the goddamn act
When you call them name, them a turn them back
When you aks them name them talk 'bout them fi cut

Some of them a tell you lie and take you fi idiot
Say she name Jennifer when she know she name Pat
When they hear wrong number, loaded gun, ha
When you tell her you're yored, comfortable and relaxed

Sit down pon the chair and cock your foot pon the hassock
Take the telephone, now ready fi go call Pott
A guy I love the number and a woman answer then
Hello, hello, me ask Peter Pott, I say
You have the wrong number, this is a laundromat

Well, ugly gal a tek set, pretty gal play hard fi get
Well no man no have no time fi run no witness suit no peg

'Cause me no know weh am ya gon' do
Fi get rid of mi burthen
Ugly gal you now go away
Becau me naw look unno

Well, me no know weh am ya gon' do
Fi get rid of mi burthen
Ugly gal you now go away
Becau me naw look unno, watch it

Check the pretty gal, a big genii them
And one pretty gal out walk with ten ugly friend
You go a dancehall and walk up on the whole of them
You want the pretty gal, but you no want the ugly friend

You tell the bartender, "Give her a Heineken"
But she no want it, look back, will you buy one fi the friend
Hmmm ni ni ni ni nay, yea Sangria problem
A whole heap of lyrics, don't want kill her with arguments

A pay for punker can down buck all pin
Ready fi the phone number, fi sure I buy your friend

She whispered inna your ears and said, "I have a boyfriend"
I bet you any money before the night end
Nine outta ten you well now pay the ugly friend

Well, ugly gal a tek set, pretty gal play hard fi get
Well, no man no have no time fi run no witness suit no peg

Well, me no know weh am ya gon' do
Fi get rid of mi burthen
Ugly gal you now go away
Becau me naw look unno

Me no know weh am ya gon' do
Fi get rid of mi burthen
Ugly gal you now go away
Becau me naw look unno, watch it

Aw, this is original dogamuffin Shagsman
Aw, this is original dogamuffin Shagsman
Ugly gal a take set
Ay pretty gal, I man play hard fi get

When I rub up on keen tear to them
Watch this, watch this, watch this, watch this
Watch this, watch this, watch this

Well, me no know weh am ya gon
Fi get rid of mi burt
Ugly gal you now go away
Becau me naw look unn