Me no bubbletious Me smoke heavy tar Me be groovin' slowly where you are Notify your next of kin 'Cause you're never coming back I've been dropping beats since Back in Black And we'll paint by numbers 'Til something sticks I don't mind doing it for the kids So come on, jump on board, take a ride, yeah You'll be doin' it all night Jump on board, feel the high 'Cause the kids are alright You've got a reputation Well, I guess that can be explored You're dancing with the chairman of the board Take a ride on my 12-cylinder symphony But if you got other plans The purpose of a woman is to love her man And we'll paint by numbers 'Til something sticks I don't mind doing it for the kids So come on, jump on board, take a ride, yeah You'll be doin' it all night Jump on board, feel the high 'Cause the kids are alright I'm gonna give it all of my loving It's gonna take up all of my love I'm gonna give it all of my loving It's gonna take up all of my love I'm gonna give it all of my loving It's gonna take up all of my love I'm gonna give it all of my loving It's gonna take up all of my love Come down from the ceiling I didn't mean to get so high I couldn't do what I wanted to do When my lips were dry You can't just up and leave me I'm a singer in a band Well, I like drummers, baby You're not my bag Jump on board, take a ride, yeah You'll be doin' it all night Jump on board, feel the high, yeah Jump on board, take a ride, yeah You'll be doin' it all night Jump on board, feel the high, yeah 'Cause the kids are alright I'm an honorary Sean Connery, born '74 There's only one of me Single-handedly raising the economy Ain't no chance of the record company dropping me Press be asking do I care for sodomy I don't know, yeah, probably I've been looking for serial monogamy Not some bird that looks like Billy Connolly But for now I'm down with ornithology Grab your binoculars, come follow me I like to drink it out but never like to sip it uhh-uhh I like to drink it out but never like to sip it uhh-uhh I like to drink it out but never like to sip it uhh-uhh Uhh-uhh-uhh, uhh-uhh-uhh, uhh-uhh-uhh, uhh-uhh I like to drink it out but never like to sip it uhh-uhh I like to drink it out but never like to sip it uhh-uhh I like to drink it out, drink it out, drink it out Like a beat ya To the floor, to the beat I got To the floor, to the beat I got To the floor, to the beat I got uhh-uhh Uhh-uhh, uhh-uhh, uhh-uhh Starting out To the beat, to the beat I got To the beat, to the beat I got To the beat, to the beat I got