I'm seein' this girl And she just might be out of her mind Well she's got baggage And it's all the emotional kind She talks about closure And that validation bit I don't mean to be insensitive But I really hate that shit And I said, yeah, yeah Oh man, she's got issues And I'm gonna pay Yeah, yeah She thinks she's the victim, yeah Now, I know she'll feel abandoned If I don't stay over late And I know she's afraid to commit But it's only our second date And I said, yeah, yeah Oh man, she's got issues And I'm gonna pay Yeah, yeah She says she's the victim And she takes it all out on me I don't know why you're messed up I don't know why your whole life is a chore Just do me a favour And check your baggage at the door Now she talks about her ex nonstop But I don't mind But when she calls out his name in bed That's where I draw the line You told me a hundred times How your father left and he's gone But I wish you wouldn't call me daddy When we're gettin' it on And I said yeah, yeah Oh man she's got issues And I'm gonna pay Yeah, yeah She's playin' the victim And takin' it all out on me Yeah, yeah My God, she's got issues And I'm gonna pay Gonna pay Gonna pay Gonna pay Gonna pay Gonna pay, woo, wow! If you think I'm controllin' Then why do you follow me around? If you're not co-dependent Then why do you let others drag you down? I don't know why you're messed up I don't know why your whole life is a chore Just do me a favour And check your baggage at the door