One, and two, and three, and Mmm Hennessy, I'ma need this liquid courage All of it, oh, yeah And I seen a man, seen a man Sat at the bar, oh, yeah And for a while, I'ma kiss goodbye my worries All of 'em, oh, yeah No dinner, man, I started seein' stars, oh The sad, sad way to learn how Skirt's too short, I got my curves out I'm a little too lit, so call the last round I get all dressed up To go ahead, let myself down So you could just hold me like my dress, skin-tight We could pretend this is Saturday night It's alright, it's alright, mmm So tell me who's next up? (Tell me who's next up) To come on here and waste my time, mmm (to come on here and waste my time) So you could just hold me like my dress, skin-tight We could pretend this is Saturday night It's alright, it's alright It's alright, yeah, yeah I'm about to tell you I think you're funny Oh, honey, oh, no I'm drinkin', I'm drinkin', I'm lovin' the light Oh, I don't care if you don't call, if you don't want me You're lucky, you can try You won't see the real me when you look in my eyes, oh The sad, sad way to learn how Skirt's too short, I got my curves out I'm a little too lit, so call the last round I get all dressed up (I get all dressed up) To go ahead, let myself down (to go ahead, let myself down) So you could just hold me like my dress, skin-tight We could pretend this is Saturday night It's alright, it's alright, mmm So tell me who's next up? (So tell me who's next up) To come on here and waste my time, mmm (to come on here and waste my time) So you could just hold me like my dress, skin-tight We could pretend this is Saturday night It's alright, it's alright Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Oh, oh, motion Flowin' slow-motion (motion) Think that I should maybe take a love potion If I put it in my drink, would you sip some? Take a little sip, and you should see what I become This ain't love, I was hopin' (hopin') Hopin' we could find somethin' more Feels better when it means somethin' Yeah, I just want to feel somethin' So I get all dressed up (I get all dressed up) To go ahead, let myself down (to go ahead, let myself down) I'm hopin' you hold me like my dress, skin-tight Like the dress that I wear on a Saturday night It's a Tuesday, but I won't tell if you don't So tell me who's next up? (Oh) To come on here and waste my time, mmm So you could just hold me like my dress, skin-tight We could pretend this is Saturday night It's alright, it's alright That was intense