Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey! I got a rip in my pants and a hole in my brand-new shoes I got a Margarita nose and a breath full of Mad Dog Booze I got a fever A fever A fever A fever Yeah, they threw me outta jail I tell ya it ain't fair I tried to kiss the judge from the electrica' chair Yeah, we're all here 'cause we're not all there tonight The guitar's cranked and the bass man's blown a fuse And when the whole gang bangs tell me then what's your excuse? We got the fever Fever Fever Fever Fever gives ya lust with an appetite It hits ya like the fangs from a rattlesnake bite We're all here 'cause we're not all there tonight We can't run away from trouble There ain't no place that far But if we do it right at the speed of light There's the back seat of my car, caviar I was feelin' so high I forgot what day Now I'm feelin' low down, even slow seems way too fast And now the booze don't work 'cause the drugs ran out of gas I got the fever Fever Fever A fever The buzz that you be gettin' from the crack don't last I'd rather be O.D.in' on the crack of her ass Yeah, we're all here 'cause we're not all there tonight My first time ever lover We fell asleep out on the lawn And when I woke up I was all alone Makin' love to the crack of dawn So yo, I beg your pardon, sir The gangster of love rides again I got the fever (you know I've gotta chill) Fever (it gimme such a thrill) Fever (like a burnin' plague) Fever (yeah, get outta my way) Fever may be hell and a cross to bear As long as I'm in heaven honey, I don't care You look so good, babe you look so fine I tell you, you're the image of a perfect crime You get so tired holdin' on so tight If you think you're goin' crazy, well you may be right Yeah, we're all here 'cause we're not all there, that's right