You deserve sixteen lackeys Waitin' on you night and day And thirty-two hands wavin' fans Just to brush the flies away You deserve Persian maidens Just to stand and peel your grapes And dressed in pearls harem girls In half a dozen sizes and shapes If I had the riches of Sumatra I will give you all I own You deserve a queen like Cleopatra To come along and share your throne But you can bet I will love you Love you to the end degree And what you deserve just can't compare With the love gonna get from me You deserve painted barges Just to float you down the Nile And when you're blue you will have a few Jesters just to make you smile If I had the riches of Sumatra I will give you all I own You deserve a queen like Cleopatra To come along and share your throne But you can bet I will love you Love you to the end degree And what you deserve just can't compare To the love gonna get from me Baby, gonna get from me Baby, gonna get from me