Ah, the itchy flakes, it is a flaming All the gels and crèmes, it is pertaining To a fungus mold caused by injection Hope it's only, ah, a yeast infection Oh, well, it hurts when I- It hurts when I pee Oh, well, it hurts when I- It hurts when I see Now, I vomit, cum, and diarrhea On the tile floor, like oatmeal pizza Fill my toilet bowl full of a cloudy puss I feel the blood becoming chowder rust Oh, well, it hurts when I- It hurts when I pee Oh, well, it hurts when I- It hurts when I see Roll into my bed which does consist of Lice, bugs and fleas, and yellow mucus Stained dirt, Vaseline, toe jam an' boogers Stomach acid, worms that dance in sugared sludge