Can I tell you a story 'Bout a boy who broke his own heart? And he always blamed everybody else But the truth is that he did it to himself He made a couple song and they got big And he thought that he could do whatever he wanted But it all left him with a hole in his heart Ooh, oo-ooh Money buys you happiness But, ooh, oo-ooh Doesn't buy you time The more that I get older The less I wanna be sober And I can't quit, goddamnit And maybe I'm just broken And I'll never admit it But I wish that I was younger Yeah, 26 and rich How the hell did it come to this? And I wish I could tell you Everything is perfect, but it's not I was starin' at the ceilin' for, like, ten days But I'm pretty sure that I forgot What it's like to be a person that doesn't think That everything he does just sucks Ooh, it's a perfect world until it's not Ooh, oo-ooh Money buys you happiness But, ooh, oo-ooh Doesn't buy you time The more that I get older The less I wanna be sober And I can't quit, goddamnit And maybe I'm just broken And I'll never admit it But I wish that I was younger Yeah, 26 and rich How the hell did it come to this? The more that I get older The less I wanna be sober Yeah, 26 and rich How the hell did it come to this?