The Ding-Dong Daddy of the D-Car Line Cherry Poppin' Daddies

The ding dong daddy of the d car line
Had a thing for the ladies which he did time
He reaped alittle more than he could sow
Of the pleasures the mormons in utah know
He could not restrain himself when he saw
A nice caboose

Say ding(ding)
Say dong(dong)
That ding dong daddy he did
16 women wrong

The ding dong daddy had a sensual soul
Lonely women flocked to him & he loved them all
The train went in the tunnel in the dark he proposed
The bonds of matrimony in the sweetest prose
The ladies got together & decided they'd been had
This ain't Salt Lake & you ain't Don Juan man
We've got to give you credit was we
Happy for a time
But you're the ding dong daddy of the d car line

Say ding(ding)
Say dong(dong)
That Ding-Dong Daddy he did
16 women wrong