Once, I laughed when I heard you saying That I'd be playing solitaire Uneasy in my easy chair It never entered my mind Once you told me I was mistaken That I'd awaken with the sun And ordered orange juice for one It never entered my mind You have what I lack, myself And now I even have to scratch my back myself Once you warned me that if you scorned me I'd sing a losers' prayer again And wish that you were there again To get into my, to get into my hair again It never entered my mind You have what I lack myself And now I even have to scratch my back myself Once, you warned me that if you scorned me I'd sing a losers' prayer again And wish that you were there again To get into my hair again It never entered No, it never entered It never entered my mind