High School Never Ends Bowling For Soup

Hey, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, hey
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, hey

Four years, you'd think for sure
That's all you've got to endure
All the total dicks, all the stuck-up chicks
So superficial, so immature

And then when you graduate
You take a look around and you say, "Hey, wait!
This is the same as where I just came from
I thought it was over, oh, that's just great"

The whole damn world is just as obsessed
With who's the best dressed and who's havin' sex
Who's got the money, who gets the honeys
Who's kinda cute and who's just a mess

And you still don't have the right look
And you don't have the right friends
Nothin' changes but the faces, the names and the trends
High school never ends

Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, hey
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, hey

Check out the popular kids
You'll never guess what Jessica did
And how did Mary-Kate lose all that weight?
And Katie had a baby so I guess Tom's straight

And the only thing that matters
Is climbin' up that social ladder
Still care about your hair and the car you drive
Doesn't matter if you're 16 or 35

Reese Witherspoon, she's the prom queen
Bill Gates, captain of the chess team
Jack Black, the clown, Brad Pitt, the quarterback
Seen it all before, I want my money back

The whole damn world is just as obsessed
With who's the best dressed and who's havin' sex
Who's in the club and who's on the drugs
Who's throwin' up before they digest

And you still don't have the right look
And you don't have the right friends
And you still listen to the same shit you did back then
High school never ends

Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
(High school never ends)

The whole damn world is just as obsessed
With who's the best dressed and who's havin' sex
Who's got the money, who gets the honeys
Who's kinda cute and who's just a mess

And I still don't have the right look
And I still have the same three friends
And I'm pretty much the same as I was back then
High school never ends

Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
(High school never ends)
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
(High school never ends)

Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
(And here we go again)
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh