Ooh-Wakka-Doo-Wakka-Day Gilbert O'Sullivan

I want to tell you, I might as well do
About a girl I met back in May
Her name is Rita and you should see her
And she goes ooh-wakka-doo-wakka-day

She's got a brother like any other
Who got his nose caught inside a gate
And when they freed him, it so relieved him
He just went ooh-wakka-doo-wakka-day

You wouldn't think to look at me that I was strong
But underneath it all, I really am
And just to prove it, why only the other day
I picked a needle up with one hand

Now, up in Bradford a chap named Radford
While taking part in a local play
Was intercepted and then suspected
Of going ooh-wakka-doo-wakka-day

Hey, hey...

Who's that lady I saw you with?
It was not your wife
It looked to me suspiciously
Like someone I have never seen before in my life

Doo-doo doo-di-doo
Doo-doo doo-di-doo
Doo-doo doo-di-doo
Doo-doo doo-di-doo

It's not suprising when you come to think of it
Just what it is that makes people swear
You only have to sing about bleepin' thing
And there'll be bleeping ev'ry-bleeping-where

Now, if you love me, you're not above me
And if you don't, well, what can I say
Except we'll see when you come to tea, then
You can go ooh-wakka-doo-wakka-day
Ooh-wakka-doo-wakka
Ooh
Wakka-doo
Wakka-day