The Presidential Suite MC Juice

Okay kids, that's it today's math lesson (yay!)
Is there anything more upbeat you'd like to learn about today?
Um...
Yes, Katie?
Teacher, can we learn about the presidents?

Teacher, can we learn about the presidents?
Pre-presidents
Can you give us them in order?
Teacher, can we learn about the presidents, presidents? (Uh-huh)
Can you give us them in order?
Okay

Well, George Washington was the first
The guy on the dollar in your wallet or your purse
Two, John Adams
Three, Thomas Jefferson
Tommy was a genius
Nobody could mess with him
Four, James Madison
Five, James Monroe
I know, two James' in a row

I'm not done though
John Quincy Adams is six
At seven, Andrew Jackson in the mix
At eight, Martin Van Buren
Then we, we move right on to Mr. Henry Harrison
He's at number nine coming in
John Tyler's on the list
He's at number ten

Number 11, James Polk, uh
Why fix it if it ain't broke? Uh
Zachary Taylor coming in at number 12, huh
I got a story that I've come to tell
If you know your history, you can chill more
Number 13, Millard Fillmore?
And you might be blue with Sasha Fierce
If you forget, number 14 is Franklin Pierce
Holla!

Teacher, can we learn about the presidents?
Pre-presidents
Can you give us them in order?
Teacher, can we learn about the presidents?
Presidents
Can you give us them in order?

Sure, time for a new term, new man in
At number 15, James Buchanan
Number, 16, Abe Lincoln
He helped alleviate a lot of slave thinkin'
17, Andrew Johnson, yo
Keep it movin', can't nobody stop the show
18, Ulysses S. Grant was there
19, that's Rutherford Hayes and yeah
James Garfield checks in at 20

Chester Arthur's not known by many
But he's the 21st president, y'all
Can't you see how the words just fall?
Grover Cleveland is 22
Okay, tell the truth, was that something you knew? Uh
23, Benjamin Harrison wins
24, Grover Cleveland again
25, William McKinley
26, Teddy Roosevelt
27, William Taft
And 28, Woodrow Wilson got the presidential belt, uh

Teacher, can we learn about the presidents?
Pre-presidents
Can you give us them in order? (Yeah)
Teacher, can we learn about the presidents? (No doubt)
Can you give us them in order?

Uh, last verse, last plate on the menu
Warren G. Harding, 29, continue
Number 30, Calvin Coolidge
Number 31, Mr. Herbert Hoover
Oh, I know it didn't rhyme, but I'm still a star
Number 32, F.D.R.
Franklin D. Roosevelt unique human
At 33, very fresh, Harry S. Truman
34, Dwight Eisenhower
With that name it's hard to disguise your power
Number 35, always etched in our memory
The one and only beloved John Kennedy

36, Lyndon Johnson, listen!
37, that's Richard Nixon
38 and 39 are the order
Gerald Ford, Mr. Jimmy Carter
Ronald Reagan comes in at 4-0
George Bush right next to him, the war hero
Uh, at number 41

We are almost done, a couple more to come, huh
Bill Clinton is the next, 42
Probably known by a little more of you, uh
43, George W. Bush
The son of the older Bush, making a push
At 44, you got Mr. Barack
The first African American to sit on the top
Look at 44, you got Mr. Barack
The first African American to sit on the top
That's the presidents

Teacher, can we learn about the presidents?
The pre-presidents
Can you give us them in order? (What are you talking about?)
Teacher, can we learn about the presidents? (You just learned!)
Can you give us them in order?

Teacher, can we learn about the presidents?
Hey, hey, stop it!
Can you give us them in order? (What?)
Teacher, can we learn about the presidents? (I just did!)
Can you give us them in order?