Beast Mode Ludacris

Uh, mic check, one-two (go get 'em)
Listen close, nigga, yeah

Uh, if rappers want it, they can get it
Flow tighter than four fat bitches sittin' in a Civic
My flows are unimaginable, Hannibal Lecter shit
Eatin' emcees for breakfast, bitch
Since I was born to touch the mic, the first time it's been a problem
Your life was a mistake, your pops should've worn a condom
You niggas think you hard, I think you better come harder (go hard)
I leave rappers confused, like will.i.am barber

Ah, fuckin' with Luda's not a great look
A verse'll make your fans, unfriend you on Facebook (get outta here)
Click, my styles are goin' into labor
So if stars won a war, I'm their daddy like Darth Vader
And since I'm always high, it's kind of hard to overlook me
For over a hundred stacks, it's kind of hard to overbook me
And a whole 'nother house for my cars is on my checklist
'Cause to fit 'em in one garage, is like a nigga playin' Tetris

But they say patience is a virtue
'Cause I got your bitch stayin' out way past her curfew (come home)
Guess I was a thief, that got away with these words
Slangin' chickens out my whip, like I been playin' Angry Birds
In a black Rolls-Royce, Dark Knight like Batman
Everywhere you turn, the Ghost follows like Pac-Man
And I sleep with the John Dillinger
And always keep an eye half-open, like Forest Whitaker

No, you boys ain't ready for combat
Be more worried if I renew my Def Jam contract
What path is he on? Opponents, I laugh and be gone
They handin' in the towels like they work in Bed, Bath & Beyond
But in the midst of all the melee, y'all niggas just bitches with dicks like Sheneneh
Your rap styles are phony, your lines are just dead
And I be on them lines, like a nigga just played

Guess I'm tryin' to say I'm advanced, you intermediate
You wouldn't know the real me, if your bitch Wikipedia'd it
Just know that I never tried to be hard
Probably 'cause Mr. Glock 40's my security guard
You'll get chopped like judo
Gangs in my hood make you reverse
And change your color like the block's playin' Uno
And, yes, some of my friends is still sellin' them drugs
But I just say they Weight Watchers like Jennifer Hud

They show me love
That's why I'll always stay reppin' until the death of me
Rappers talk shit, but ain't nobody ever stepped to me
I hereby command all my fans to inject it
Overdose on Red Bull in your veins, if you ever slept on me (wake up!)
Yeah, my mind is sharper than a guillotine
All the nines extended, from the knuckles of Wolverine
Not a X-Man, but, man, I got that X
Some of my artists switch labels, but I still get a check

The more albums they sell, the more we all win
And I can be seen in 30 rocks like Alec Baldwin
Or watchin' CBS in a Cadillac DTS
I plan to reach the world, man, your plan is MetroPCS (can you hear me now?)
I changed my music up 'cause I was gettin' bored
You may not like the way I shoot, but my points go on the board
My name's still engrained and these books will be the outcome
And this one verse is harder than a lot of niggas' albums

Peace, fuck out of here, rewind that shit (rewind that shit)
Ha-ha-ha, Luda! Ain't shit changed