One two three... Wait wait wait, what's the first line again? Help! Oh yeah. One two... Help! No wait! Sorry. One two three four Help! I need somebody Help! Not just anybody Help! You know I need someone Help! When I was younger, so much younger than today I never needed anybody's help in any way And now those days are gone, I'm not so self assured Now I find I've changed my mind, I've opened up the door (Chorus) Help me if you can, I'm feeling down Down down down And I do appreciate you being 'round 'Round 'round 'round Help me get my feet back on the ground Ground ground ground Won't you please, please help me Pete, look, I think I'm a bit toppy. Yeah and I'm a bit bottomy, Pete. And now my life has changed in oh so many ways My independence seems to vanish in the haze But every now and then I feel so insecure I know that I just need you like I've never done before (Chorus) Help me if you can, I'm feeling down HELP! And I do appreciate you being 'round HELP! Help me get my feet back on the ground HELP! Won't you please, please help me They're gonna take the Bananas off it aren't they? Yeah. They're just doing backing vocals. We're singing the medley. Well, we better be. Otherwise there'll be trouble. Yeah I know! When I was younger, so much younger than today I never needed anybody's help in any way And now those days are gone, I'm not so self assured Now I find I've changed my mind, I've opened up the door (Chorus) Help me if you can, I'm feel