Winnebago Arrogant Worms

WINNEBAGO!
(Oh yeah!)
Oh man!
(it's so great to be on the road!)
It sure is, man!
(Hey, look at then little cars going beside us... Look how small they are!)
They're so tiny! Oh yeah!
(We have some great perpspective from up here in our...)
WINNEBAGO!
(Yeah, man, we got everything in here, man!)
That's right.
(I'm going to make some coffee, man!)
You making coffee?
(You want some coffee?)
I'm gonna make some photocopies!
(Oh, can you make some for me?)
Yeah, that would be great!
(And can you bind them for me too?)
Oh, you bet, we can do anything in our
WINNEBAGO!
You know what?
(What?)
I kinda got a hankering for a hot-tub.
(A hot-tub! A hot-tub!)
You know, I think I might go on back
to the hot-tub and give my old bones a
soak, you know what i'm saying?
(Okay, well man, don't you want to play some tennis first, man?)
Tennis? Where are we going to play tennis?
(on the top of our)
WINNEBAGO!
(Yeah!)
Oh yeah! I forgot about that!
(I put that in by the helicopter pad!)
That's... Wow, the helicopter pad?
(Oh yeah, man, just so we can get you and fly around, and that
way we can be even higher and look down on our. uhh...)
WINNEGBAGO!
You the funny thing about having a tennis court on the top of our Winnebago?
(What's that man?)
Is you gotta be a pretty good tennis player, man!
(Oh yeah, sure!)
You don't wanna miss cause you'll lose your balls, you know what I mean?
(Oh yeah! we got lots of balls!)
That's true.
(Lots of balls.)
We could just fill this whole thing with balls, couldn't we?
(AHHHHHH YEAH!)
oh yeah!
WINNEBAGO!!!
(Hey, man, did you feel something man?)
What do you mean "feel something"?
(I think. I think we just ran over some sort of mini or something, man!)
Oh no! ha ha ha!
(Oh look! There's a Hona Civic on our grill!)
Man, those guys are small!
(Oh yeah, really!)
They're just no match for our
WINNEBAGO!
Yeah, that's right!
(Hey, if you're still alive, come on up buddy! Come on!)
Come on, we need more people to fill up our Winnebago cuz it's
so huge, you know?!
(Oh yeah, man, you could fit half of Taiwan in this place, man!)
yeah.
(we should drive there, man!)
Drive to Taiwan?
(Well, sure, man!)
WINNEBAGO!
(This baby could do anything, you know?!)
Really?
(yeah, we'll just blow the tires up real big!)
You know what? You what I wanna do before we go to Taiwan?
(What's that, man?!)
I wanna stop off at North Carolina and get some cheap smokes.
(Yeah? Oh that's a good idea, man!)
We could go to Bob's Butt World, you know?
(oh yeah. he's got good butts, Bob.)
He's got serious butts.
(yeah.)
We could jut fill our
WINNEBAGO!
Yeah, I'm just going to the smoking section now.
(Talking about smoking, man, do you smell that?)
smell what?
(Oh man! I left the Turkey in the oven!)
Oh no!
(oh no!)
How are we going to feed all these people?
(I don't know man!)
We're going to have to kick them out of our
WINNEBAGO!
See you later Suckers!
(Yeah, we'll see you later, man!)
This is our Winnebago!
(Yeah, this is oursm you can't have our Winnebago!)
Oh yeah, we're livin' la vida loca now!
(Oh yeah!)
Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
(Yeah yeah yeah!)
Yeah!
That's right!
(uh-huh...)
WINNEBAGO!
Oh, that feel s good!
(That sure does, man!)
Oh yeah, you know what?
(What?)
I'm tired.
(Are you tired?)
I think I'll go for a nap now.
(Oh, in the... in the waterbed?)
No no, I was thinking of the four-poster.
(oh really? Well I'm just gunna go to the wave pool.)
Oh really?
(yeah.)
Aren't you gonna drive? Someone needs to drive.
(What's that?)
You have to drive!
(oh yeah. I'll take the golf cart down there.)
Eh, ok... no I meant you have to drive our
(Oh! you mean drive the Winnebago!)
WINNEBAGO!
Yeah! oh no, we're slowing down...
(Yeah, I think)
I think we're running out of gas!
(I think our band's getting a little tired.)
yeah.
(they were counting on that turkey, man!)
It's tough to have a house band in your Winnebago, you know(.
WINNEBAGO!
(See, they wanted to play on that one!)
I know
(But you screwed them up!)
They're always coming in too fast, you know, man.
(Or too late...)
WINNEBAGO!
There they go again!
(What was that one?)
I'm getting so sick and tired of saying
WINNEBAGO!
(It's a good word though, man, it rolls right off the tongue.)
Man! Oh, oh.
(you know, I heard that the Winnebagos are an Indian Tribe, man)
Really?
(Yeah.)
An Indian Tribe?
(yeah, they didn't ride no horses though man...)
Did they have ladders up the side of them?
(Oh yeah! No no, they just drove around in.)
WINNEBAGOS!
(You should have seen the cowboys when they came in and
tried to take those Indians over, man!)
Oh yeah! The took the big W off for the Big W Ranch.
(yeah!)
That's what I like to call my Winnebago sometimes is the Big W ranch.
(I don't know what you're talking about!)
No, but I sure love my
WINNEBAGO!
Oh yeah!
(Were'nt you going to go to bed sometime, man? I thought you were tired?)
You know, I got my second wind.
(oh, you did?)
That's cause this is my second Winnebago.
(oh, this is your second?)
Yeah, sometimes I get tired
(uh huh?)
But then I just think of my
WINNEBAGO!
(oh yeah. Yeah?)
Sometimes.
(yeah.)
You know what?
(what?)
I'm kinda tired again.
(you really tired?)
Yeah, I may go back to the West Wing.
(oh yeah, man! it's nice out there!)
You know what else starts with W?
(What?)
That word that we know?
(What's that?)
Ah, How do you say...
WINNEBAGO!
(Oh, Winnebago! I thought you were going to say washing machine!)
No, no... well.
(Cause I got my clithes in there)
Yeah, you could afford to do a load, you know.
(I think the butler's gonna get them for me though.)
Really?
(yeah.)
That's a good idea. You know, the maid is mad at me.
(Oh yeah? why's that, man?)
I pinched her ass.
(oh.)
Yeah, that's right.
(She had it coming.)
That's right. Well if you're going to ride around on my
WINNEBAGO!
you're gonna get your ass pinched.
(Oh, I'm so glad you said Winnebago, I thought you were going to say
ride around on my something else!)
No, nothing rude or nothing like that.
(no, that's good)
Yeah man.
(wow.)
Well, here's me tired again.
(Aw, tired again man?)
Oh damn.
(well you know.)
You were saying?
(What; s that? Ah.)
No no, you go ahead. I shouldn't have interrupted you.
WINNEBAGO!
Yeah!
(I think I'm gonna go now.)
Where are you going?
(I'm going on the. jetski.)
Oh really?
(yeah.)
We could, like, go out on jetskis, or maybe, y'kno. I'm gonna ride the whale!
(oh, the whale?)
Yeah, I'm gonna ride the humpback whale that's on the roof.
(Yeah?)
.Near the tennis court, in the pool of our
WINNEBAGO!
Yeah that's right. Sometimes you have to hurry quick.
(Yeah, I know)
Cause the band...
(I'm getting tired, man. I'm getting tired of you, you know.)
You know, we're going to have to pay the band overtime for keeping playing?
(Alright, no, they're good guys.)
Yeah they're good guys. They just want to rise around in our
WINNEBAGO!

(and now say that I have no life, considering I just typed out 9