Because I Got High Afroman

Roll another blunt
Yeah (ooh-ooh-ooh), aw, cool
(La-la-ta, ta-ta-ra-ra) (yeah, yeah)
(La, ta, ta)
(La-la-la-la), lemme sing this song
(La-la-la-la), yeah
(La-la-la-la), uh, yeah

I was gonna clean my room until I got high (ooh-ooh-ooh)
I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I got high (la-la-ta, ta-ta-ra-ra)
My room is still messed up, and I know why (why? Man)

Yeah, hey
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
(La-la-ta, ta-ta-ra-ra)

I was gonna go to class before I got high (come on y'all, check it out)
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed, but I got high (uh, uh) (la-la-ta, ta-ta-ra-ra)
I'm taking it next semester and I know why (why? Man)

Yeah, hey
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
(Go to the next one, go to the next one, uh)

I was gonna go to court (yeah) before I got high (uh) (ooh-ooh-ooh)
I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got high (no, you wasn't, yeah)
They took my whole paycheck and I know why (why? Man)

Yeah, hey
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
(La-la-ta, ta-ta-ra-ra)

I wasn't gonna run from the cops, but I was high (uh, I'm serious man)
I was gonna pull right over and stop, but I was high (la-la-ta, ta-ta-ra-ra)
Now I am a paraplegic and I know why (why? Man)

Yeah, hey
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
(La-la-ta, ta-ta-ra-ra)

I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high (oh, I'm serious)
I was gonna eat yo' pussy too, but then I got high (oh)
Now I'm jacking off, and I know why (turn this shit up)

Yeah, hey
'Cause I got high (keep going)
Because I got high (do that over, do that over, next one)
Because I got high (keep going, yo, yo) (hey keep going, man, c'mon, man, c'mon, man)
(La-la-ta, ta-ta-ra-ra)

I messed up my entire life because I got high (ooh-ooh-ooh)
I lost my kids and wife because I got high (Say what? Say what? Say what? Say what?)
Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why (why? Man)

Yeah, hey
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
(La-la-ta, ta-ta-ra-ra)

I'ma stop singing this song because I'm high (present tense, uh) (baby, oh)
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high (yeah, bring it back, bring it back)
And if I don't sell one copy, I know why (why? Man)

Yeah, hey
'Cause I'm high
'Cause I'm high
'Cause I'm high (are you really that high?)
(La-la-ta, ta-ta-ra-ra)

La-da-da-da-da-da, la-da-da-da (he really is high, man)
Shoop-shoop-shooby-doo-wop (get jiggy wit' it)
Skibbidy-bee-bop-diddy-do-wah (oh, bring it back, bring it back, bring it back)